meditations from the third shift

Christian based commentaries and observations.

Quote of Note

Billy Graham's Prayer For Our Nation



: 'Heavenly Father, we come before you today to ask your forgiveness and to seek your direction and guidance.
We know Your Word says, 'Woe to those who call evil good,' but that is exactly what we have done.

We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed our values. We have exploited the poor and called it the lottery.

We have rewarded laziness and called it welfare.

We have killed our unborn and called it choice.

We have shot abortionists and called it justifiable.

We have neglected to discipline our children and called it building self esteem.

We have abused power and called it politics.

We have coveted our neighbor's possessions and called it ambition.

We have polluted the air with profanity and pornography and called it freedom of expression.

We have ridiculed the time-honored values of our forefathers and called it enlightenment.

Search us, Oh God, and know our hearts today; cleanse us from every sin and Set us free.
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: Amen!'
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Monday, March 03, 2008

Diet Sabotage


This post is for you delusionary psychotics: jealous type out there. You who think that the only reason your significant other is trying to lose weight is, because they are, or want to have an affair. Just for you the Pepperidge Farm company has hooked up with a candle maker to create Milano scented candles. Now you can sabotage any diet by leaving packages of Milano's around and fill your house with their scent. It is warfare of the ugliest kind, link smelly cheese on a mousetrap. Your lover will be off the diet and onto heart attack Porkersville in no time.
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